GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book.